So one of the benefits of being a level 9 Internet celebrity, other than being able to cast Teleport, is mising a $25,000 freeroll into the WPT or getting the hook up from Apple. I'm not hating - he's written a couple good books, and his blog is always entertaining. I spent my time in the trenches doing phone support for a computer company, and my advice is simple - be cool to the guys on the phone.
I used to live across the street from the Apple offices in Austin before I moved to San Diego last fall. I had to call them a couple of months ago with an iBook problem, and ended up chatting with the awesome tech for about 30 minutes about everything but the laptop. I could have probably gotten a date with her if I had asked, but my wife might have frowned on that.
PS - Happy Birthday babe!
Edit: Lots of friendly WWdN readers, and all 'cause I filled in the little TrackBack button. Now I feel like a n00b for not having any real content. At least you can go watch a classic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog where he mocks a bunch of Star Wars fans. That's worth the click, right?